I found this at Wil's Site. Click Here for the original concept. Tripod doesn't seem to like the PHP, so I cut it up and will change it manually as Ashcroft and Ridge (Bert & Ernie?!?) see fit.

  Anyway, it's a different look at the Color Coded Homeland Security Terrorism Threat Level System. After all, who over the age of six ISN'T afraid of Elmo? And yeah... You know... Erine and Bert? Come on! You know it's true. Cookie Monster I always liked and is better than Grover. Oscar? There's a reason why he represents the green level: Oscar was my boy! He was the most like us. Pissed all the time at everything.

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