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Blog Archives - September, 2003

September 29 , 2003
Is This Love?

  OK. So, who among you doesn't know about my unluck in love? For the past four and a half years, I've been single, ever since the torrid demise of what was once Erina and I. Part of the reason I've been single for so long is that I haven't really tried all that hard to find someone. Sure, there was the whole Jill thing, but we all know how that ended. Apart from that, I really haven't put in the effort.

  Another part of it is that, after what happened with Erina, I became extremely picky about what girls I did and didn't go out with. At this point in my life, I'm feeling an undeniable urge to find "the one." And that's no easy task, let me tell you.

  Well, it wasn't easy until about three years ago. The problem is, I didn't notice that my problem might be solved until this past summer.

  Yeah, I know. Stupid me, right? Right.

  Now, here's the odd part. Unlike Jill, the feelings that I have for this girl are actually (and more importantly, genuinely) shared and returned by her. No matter how many times we've had a falling out, we always ended up back in each other's arms.

  She's actually had those feelings for me since not long after we met, it just took me and my one track mind a while to figure it out. Crazy. And you know what?

  I love it. Bring it on!

  Keep your eyes peeled. The Ranch might have a new co-owner soon...

Posted by Eric @ 2:12am, 09-29-03


September 26 , 2003
A Cold Wind...

  Well, Summer is officially over. You all know what that means. Well, you know what it means if you live anywhere north of the Carolina's...

  Winter's coming. And around here, that's not a good thing. It has a habit of getting bitterly cold around here in the winter months, and the cold is something I can't often stand to be in.

  They say we're in for a particularly snowy winter around these parts. Why? Because it's been so damn soggy this past year. Ever since Spring, we've been getting hammered off and on by what I like to call the "Monsoppies," short bursts of torrential rainfall. After about six years with drought warnings and water restrictions, it was good to not have to hear those words this year.

  Sure, that can be construed as a good thing. But in my neck of the woods, it means "get ready for a ton of the white stuff, kid."

  So now come the preparations for the coming snow blitz. Hopefully this bit of planning ahead will go alot better than the plans we had for Hurricane Isabel. That thing totally missed us after days of "It's gonna nail us good" hype. Big disappointment if you ask me, not to mention a wasted night doing nothing til 6am...

Posted by Eric @ 1:25pm, 09-26-03


September 20 , 2003
Goodbye, Baby Boy...

  Last night, sometime between 2am and 6:30am, my beloved hamster Smokie passed away.

  Recently, he had become very sick, and unfortunately, there was nothing I could do for him. These last few days were really rough on both him and myself, as he was suffering, and I really couldn't stand to see him in that much pain.

  For the duration of his time with me (he was originally Breann's), his one mission was to escape from his cage. No matter how futile a gesture it was, he still tried to break out anyway. A few times, his Houdinni impression worked and he managed to get out, but I soon found him and put him back in his cage.

  For a creature the size of a hamster, Smokie was a big boy. He wasn't fat in an unhealthy way, he was just rather large. Because of that, when I gave he and Mary Jane their treats (lettuce, carrot sticks and some mozzarella cheese), he always got a little smaller portion. I didn't want him to get overweight and have his health deteriorate.

  In the end, I don't know what got the better of him. This morning, around 10 after 7, I awoke to find him lying still. So, I placed him in a small card box and took him to my favorite spot to go as a kid: a pine grove in the woods behind my house. There, I dug a hole, said my final goodbyes, and gave him a decent burial.

  Goodbye, baby boy. May your return to the great Circle of Life be a good journey. You were a good ham, my little friend...

Posted by Eric @ 2:05pm, 09-20-03


September 17 , 2003
Watching Isabel

  Yep, like alot of the Eastern United States, I'm watching Hurricane Isabel as it makes its way toward shore.

  So why then is someone who lives in the mountains of Central Pennsylvania worried about something that threatens the coastline?

  When a hurricane slams into the east coast, it often brings us pretty severe weather here. While the brunt of the storm hits the coast, what's left afterward heads in our direction, causing all sorts of weather havoc, especially in the many valleys we have here. We get torrential rains and wind gusts anywhere from 40-80 miles an hour. That's not fun.

  While we don't have to board up and evacuate, we do worry about low level flooding, downed trees, power lines, and a whole mess of brush and debris scattered all over the damn place. Not to mention the fruitloops who decide they can drive through the storm and end up getting in accidents.

  Being a first responder, I figure I'll watch the progress of Isabel, because I know that eventually we'll get called out for something. We already had some rather nasty flooding earlier this summer. That water hasn't really gone away yet, either, which creates a problem. With the soaking wet summer we've had, we most likely won't be albe to handle the rain that Isabel will bring.

  It's gonna get hella soggy around here, so whenever Isabel decides to hit land, I'll be heading to the fire hall to sit and wait. Better to be there before hand than trying to get there in the middle of the whole shebang, right? Right. Besides, there's cable at the hall, and I can always take my N64. That is, til we lose power because of the storm...

Posted by Eric @ 2:30am, 09-17-03


September 15 , 2003
A Rough Week...

  As if losing Johnny Cash and John Ritter isn't enough...

  This weekend, I learned of the passing of Harry Goz, known most recently for his role as the voice of Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy on Sealab 2021 on [cartoon network]'s [adult swim] block. He was 71 years old.

  Not only has it been a rough week, it's been a rough year for the entertainment industry. Bob Hope, Katherine Hepburn, Buddy Hackett, and now Johnny Cash, John Ritter, and Harry Goz, all within one week. Couple that with the fact that they died around September 11th and you get a rather sad cocktail.

  Hopefully there will be better and brighter news ahead. But for now, the Ranch continues to mourn the unfortunate losses of it's favorite people.

  Vaya con dios...

Posted by Eric @ 4:05pm, 09-15-03


September 13 , 2003
I Walk The Line

  Yesterday morning, the world lost one of it's most beloved entertainers. The Man In Black, Johnny Cash, died of diabetes complications. He was 71 years old.

  Alot of people have heard me say that I despise Country Music. This is true, to a point. I despise modern Country music. Old-school Country is awesome. And Johnny Cash was, is, and always will be, one of the best at his craft.

  Rancho Relaxo is saddened by the loss of Mr. Cash. His mark on music is his legacy. He will be terribly missed by Country, Rock, and Music fans alike.

  We're also saddened by the loss of John Ritter, one of Hollywood's best comic actors. The star of Three's Company and Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter died Thursday night of a heart condition at age 54. His reputation as one of Hollywood's most loveable personalities will be missed.

  For these two great men, the Ranch stands in mourning. Vaya con dios...

Posted by Eric @ 4:08pm, 09-13-03


September 12 , 2003

Party In Question?

  The Party of the Year, mentioned earlier in the blog, is officially on it's first piece of bad news.

  Everbody say Awwww. Awwwwwwwwwww...

  The bad news is thus: I'm now unsure of the ability of Bad Idea to participate in the show. Things have come up, and it's all up in the air as far as I know right now.

  Fear not, though. Since I found out WELL in advance, I can make a few changes and call in a favor or two. I have several options for other bands, including Grinder, a band a few of my friends Chris and Vic have, or the band the neighbor kid has up the hill from me. Hell, I'll bet they'd be happy with one hour of time. LOL In fact... Plan formulating.


  This might be a blessing in disguise after all, folks!

Posted by Eric @ 1:05pm, 09-12-03



September 11 , 2003
Poll Time!

  Added a quick poll to the site! How about that? Anywho, this time around, it's about the [john miller program]. They had some serious webcasting gremlins two weeks ago. Last week and this week have been fine. Can the trend continue? Voice your opinion!

Posted by Eric @ 11:08pm, 09-11-03


We Will Never Forget


  If you don't know what today is, then crawl back under your rock and do us all a favor: stay there.

  Two years ago today, the worst terrorist attack in United States history took place as militant Islamic fruitloops hijacked four planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. The fourth plane crashed in my home state of Pennsylvania when a small band of everyday heroes fought to regain control of their flight.

  Today, we stop to remember the innocent victims of these attacks, over three thousand in all. Men, women, children. Black, White, Latino, Arab, Asian. Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Bhuddist, Agnostic. CEOs and Janitors. Fire, EMS, Police and Port Authority. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines.

  Despite our corrupt government, despite our retarded, so-called leader, and despite the differences we all share, we will all stop to remember the human cost of hatred and religion gone way too far. Human. That's what we all are, and that's what the victims of the 9/11 attacks were.

  Let's hope that we can all overcome these petty reasons to hate each other. Deep down, we all share the common bond of humanity. Let's not forget that one important fact, nor forget the lives lost on that day of horror...

Posted by Eric @ 4:30am, 09-11-03


September 09, 2003
Badger Badger Badger Badger...

  My friend in the UK and fellow [jmp] viewer, Ugly Bob, has created this... Well... Damn, I don't know how to go about describing it. [just click here] to find out for yourself. Ha ha ha ha.

Posted by Eric @ 3:21am, 09-09-03


Misc. Rambling


  LONG weekend for yours truely. Started with karaoke at Mary's Place, and boy was that joint dead. I mean hella dead. The next three days were spent babysitting for Breann yet again, and I finally got home around 9:30 last night.

  Smokie has a cold. I'm really worried about him. I think a trip to the vet is in order, it's just a matter of figuring out when...

  Going to help Corrinna out on Thursday. She's doing home school (better than public school, I'm sure), and has a class in web design. Boy, is she lucky she has me or what. Heh. Oh well. Passing on knowledge is a good thing, and I'm glad to help her out.

  You know, I've been single now for over four years and two months. That sucks. I'm hoping that soon, I can find a chance for love. Don't know if I'll find it, but it's worth the try. The hopeless romantic in me is suffering from lack of expression, apart from [dbz:ur]. Hopefully, I'll find someone soon, if I haven't already and don't know it yet...

  In two more days, it will have been two years since the fateful events of September 11th, 2001, the event that led me to join the fire service. Here's to the hope that nothing bad will happen. No memorial service this year like there was last year, just quiet vigilance. So, UBL, if you're scouring the web looking for targets, I have only two words for you: BRING IT.

  Party News: Invites will begin going out in the next two to three weeks. Tempered Edge will be unveiling a new song at the party as well, so show up if you can! Remember: Saturday, November 8th @ 6pm. Bad Idea goes on at 8, and Tempered Edge takes the stage at 10. It's going to be one hell of a bash!

  Well, it's late (or early, depending on how you look at it), and this entry is getting too long, anyway. Time to try and catch those elusive Zs...

Posted by Eric @ 2:42am, 09-09-03


September 04 , 2003
And The Thunder Rolls...

  Every day, my hatred of President George W. Bush grows stronger. Every day, more and more evidence of his corruption crosses my desk. Every day, I believe more and more that he's a complete retard.

  Seeing as how this is the first time I've ever really gotten political here at the Ranch (well, since I implimented this version, anyway), I might as well do it big.

  In Texas, Republicans are trying to pass a redistricting plan that will eliminate seven democrats from their House of Representatives, giving those seats to Republicans. A power grab if I've ever seen one. Under threat of arrest, 11 Texas Democrats are hiding out in New Mexico, shoing their disdain. Though I don't like Democrats any more than I like Republicans, I have to give them kudos.

  In California, there is an attempt to recall Governer Gray Davis and replace him. This recall is spearheaded by who? Republicans. Another power grab. I can only hope that the residents of California, vapid as they are, can see through this.

  Since "Dubya" has taken office, we've either invaded or meddled in three countries where we don't belong: Afghanistan, Iraq, and Liberia. Proof that Bush is a war monger out for only two things: Money and Power.

  Someone please, assasinate this moron before it gets any worse...

Posted by Eric @ 5:52pm, 09-04-03

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...


  Farking Tripod... Farking Terra-Lycos... Farking Capitalism spilling over onto the net...

  As you may have noticed over the past week or so, Tripod has decided they want to slap a banner ad on everyone's pages, and with mine, it happens to go right over the top of my title bar. Gee, thanks. After six long and loyal years as a Tripod user, I get the shaft.

  So now I've been forced to modify every single page here a the Ranch to accomidate this wonderful little freeloader sitting at the top of my page. Tripod themselves will be getting a scathing letter from me soon, count on it...

Posted by Eric @ 2:40am, 09-04-03


September 03 , 2003
Party On, Dudes!

  The Party of the Year, mentioned earlier in the blog, is officially ON! So here's the rundown:

  We're celebrating the wedding of Breann and John! We're also celebrating their birthdays (Oct. 27th and November 4th) as well as my own birthday (November 5th)! And we're doing it with a huge get together at the Chester Hill Hose Company Fire Hall in Chester Hill, PA on Saturday, November 8th!

  Not only will we be partying in honor of three birthdays and a wedding, but we'll have live music from two of Central PA's hottest bands: Bad Idea and my band, Tempered Edge! Two bands! How can you beat that?

  Invitations will be sent out to guests starting in late September, so get that night off and get ready to party! After the event at the hall, we're planning an afterparty featuring (hopefully) at least one of the bands and at least a keg. Stay tuned to Rancho Relaxo for Party Updates!

Posted by Eric @ 10:15pm, 09-03-03


September 02 , 2003
Welcome To The Machine

  Oops. Had to fix the posting time on the last entry. Curse me and my forgetful ways. Sometimes I'm in such a hurry to post the latest entry that I forget simple little details. Oh well.

  Anyway, time to welcome a friend to the Blog Link List over there on the right. Allen's Blog is now up and running, so go check out what's going on in his life. Probably not much, since it's as mundane as my life is. Welcome to the Ranch, Allen!

Posted by Eric @ 1:05pm, 09-02-03


LONG Weekend...


  What a weekend! Long, fun, and involving alot of alcohol. Gotta love those weekends! Let's hear it for Labor Day!

  Friday night was Bad Idea show night at Pete & Mel's. Eyedol Insanity and A Promise Breaking showed up to play as well, and did a bang-up job with their sets! Plenty of Beer:30s to go around as well. Fun!

  Saturday night was band practice, and Bill decided it would also be a pretty good party. We wrote a nee song, drank plenty of beer (or Tequila for Bill), roasted hot dogs and generally had a blast. Fun!

  Sunday night brought the all-nighter at the drive-in. Clearfield County is lucky to have one of the last few functioning drive-in theaters left in the US, and a few nights out of the year, we invade armed with beer! Much beer consumed on this night! Fun!

  Yesterday (still today to me, since I haven't slept yet) was a day of rest, and holy cow am I sore for some reason. I didn't overdo it with moving around at all this weekend, so I have no clue why I feel so rough. Oh well. It'll go away soon. Nothing to do til Wednesday.

  Which is when I find out about the location of the aforementioned Party of the Year...


Posted by Eric @ 1:15am, 09-02-03


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