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Blog Archives - August, 2003

August 29, 2003
A.M. Mayhem

  You know, Carrot Top (before he was the CallATT monkey) used to host a morning cartoon show by the name of A.M. Mayhem, back in the early days of [cartoon network] . Which, it just so happens, is before we had it here on cable. Oh well. At least now I get [adult swim] instead...

  The [jmp] earlier was HILLARIOUS! They started late, then had issues with the phone system for the first hour. John damn near popped a vein! But then they got the phone working and did a killer interview with the Bitter Bears people. An interview that ranks up there with John's interview of Vince Desi of Postal/RwS fame. [erina] joined in on the fun for the first time, and she chose a good night to watch the Free.

  The countdown has begun officially begun to the Party of the Year. All I can say is it will deffinately involve Tempered Edge, Bad Idea, three birthdays and a wedding party. Just one more thing needs to fall into place, and plans go into official overdrive mode. Maybe I can talk Grinder into showing up, too

  Anyway, time to play some [simslots]. Nothing better than getting a gambling fix and not losing or gaining any real money. Some people don't understand that, though...

Posted by Eric @ 3:12am, 08-29-03


August 28, 2003
Farking Tripod... >:(

  In case some of you haven't noticed, Tripod (and its parent company, Terra-Lycos) has decided to slap an ad on my page without telling me, and to make matters worse, they decided that it should go right overtop of my title bar. Needless to say, I'm pissed.

  Here in the near future, I'm going to raise funds and get myself some paid hosting. This whole Pop-Up and Banner Ad thing is really pissing me off, and it's time I had my own space. The Ranch has been around for six years now, and that's long enough to exist on the combination of Geocities and Tripod.

  If I do get my own hosting, then I won't have to worry about ads (unless I decide to sell them myself) for a whole two years. Won't that be nice...

  Oh yeah, before I forget: You're Welcome, Christy ;)

Posted by Eric @ 4:17pm, 08-27-03


August 27, 2003
Oh yeah, I'd Hit It!

  Well, everyone thank Christy, because it's her fault that I got the I'd Hit It Gallery up and running! Go check iIt out!

Posted by Eric @ 4:30pm, 08-27-03


OK, So I Fibbed. A Little...

  OK. So, on Monday, I said the "I'd Hit It" Gallery would be ready to go Tuesday. Well, here it is, Wednesday, and the gallery isn't ready to go yet. My bad. Feel free to smack me upside my melon.

  However, I will have it ready to go today. I've got nothing to do at all tonight, so I'll have plenty of time to get some images together and put the Gallery up.

Posted by Eric @ 1:41pm, 08-27-03


August 25, 2003
Let There Be Galleries!

  And the Eric said "Let There Be Galleries," and there were galleries, and he saw that it was minimal, but still good.

  The first of the [galleries] is born this day, and it just so happens to be the [fark photoshop entry]. Only two images so far, but if you know about the [jmp], then you get the idea. The "I'd Hit It!" Gallery should be ready to go tomorrow.

  I'd also like to announce that Wiccan Ink, the blog by one of my [yahoo! chat] friends, is now online! Check out her rantings, ravings, and general lunacy!

Posted by Eric @ 11:57pm, 08-25-03


August 24, 2003

The Crystal Ball Says...

  It's time to announce some Coming Attractions here at Rancho Relaxo! First of all, the entry below has inspired the first of the Galleries, which will be called "I'd Hit It!" and will feature girls that I know, along with the Dancing Banana rating system!

  Second, I'm considering opening a section devoted solely to Photoshop Contest entries at [fark]. I can't host the images here and post them there, but I can sure as hell put them here and link to the page they're on! It'll also be in the Galleries section.

  So look for these new sections very soon! And, to get things started, I'll show you my first creation for the [fark] section, which has also been submitted to the [jmp] for their JPG of the Week feature.


Posted by Eric @ 11:17pm, 08-24-03



August 20, 2003

Damn Skippy

  Ha ha. This is Dee. Dee is a hottie. And just because I can, I've put together this little entry just for her. Remember, Dee: its not slander if its a blog... ;)



Posted by Eric @ 3:10am, 08-20-03



August 18, 2003
In Memory Of Troy...

  Tonight was the 4th Annual Boyd-A-Thon. It's a party thrown every year to remember the lead singer of House Rules, Troy McCartney. Troy died in a motorcycle crash nearly five years ago. So, bands from the area get together, play, and party in the name of Troy.

  Bad Idea, Tugger, Chaos, Grinder and more gathered at Electric Avenue tonight, and it was a GREAT show! Every band did a killer job, and we consumed mass quantities of beer. No fights, just lots of love from everyone!

   And me? I got to jump on stage, this time with Chris, Joe and the rest of Grinder for a killer rendition of Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness." Fun! Let out a ton of testosterone and anger in that one little song, and boy do I feel better! We raised lots of money for the Troy McCartney Memorial Music Scholarship, too! Thanks to the dude who bought the auctioned Boyd-A-Thon T-Shirt for a whopping $40 during the mini-auction at the end of the night!

Posted by Eric @ 2:22am, 08-19-03


August 15, 2003
To Karaoke, Or Not To Karaoke...

  It's Friday. Anyone who knows me at all knows that Friday means two things for me: One, it's usually the only night of the week that I'll go out and drink. And two, it's Karaoke night at several bars in my area. Usually, I'm found at Electric Avenue doing Karaoke, and sometimes I'll head over to Mary's Place in Clearfield for Karaoke with Tag.

  But after Justin's little cancelling stunt, I'm not sure I want to go there. Granted, yes, my friends go there, and I do want to see them. But I also have my loyalty to the band, and the show that was to take place tomorrow night was to be our biggest yet. Getting screwed out of that has certainly pissed both us and Bad Idea off, and has led me to enact a small, personal boycott of the Avenue.

  So what will I do? Honestly, I don't really know yet. It's only a quarter til three, I have about 7.5 hours to decide. Maybe I'll go to Mary's, who knows...

Posted by Eric @ 2:45pm, 08-15-03


August 14, 2003

When The Lights Go Down

  If you didn't hear about the Northeast Blackout situation, then what are you doing reading this Blog? No terrorists this time, just what happens when you let big business run utilities into the damn ground...

  Cleaned up quite a bit today, gave my living area a pretty complete overhaul. Looks alot better now. I can actually move around freely, and all my computer junk is now stored in the closet. Handy space reclaiming tactic, I think...

Posted by Eric @ 9:47pm, 08-14-03

Am I Nocturnal?

  Now that I'm putting post times on my entries, I realize that I make alot of entries around 2am. I should be asleep. Oh well.

  [erina] is all happy now that she graces the top of the Friends menu over there. She'll be really happy to know that her name will be forever linked when I mention her here now, too. I'm just happy she's keeping (or trying to, at least) a blog at all. Tech isn't quite her strongest suit, so I try to help when I can. Trick is, though, she's a Mac user...

   Instead of the gig at Electric Avenue, Tempered Edge will be having a practice session this Saturday evening. Good. A chance for me to get this song idea down and started. I've got a good feeling about it, that I do...

Posted by Eric @ 2:10am, 08-14-03



August 13, 2003
This Might Be The One...

  I gone and done it. I finally wrote what I feel will be "that" song. Eight years of happiness, sorrow, joy and frustration all at once. This might turely be the one that sets the bar for things to come...

   Oh yeah. New thing. After visiting [erina's blog] , and revisiting [wil's], I've decided to post times and such for when I post these entries. Just a little more detail in an otherwise dull blog. He he he. Also added the "Friends" menu there on the right. If you want to get your page listed there, check out This Page...

Posted by Eric @ 2:22am, 08-13-03


August 12, 2003
Where Did My Sanity Go?

  Oh well. Here I am again, sitting in Clearfield, babysitting for Breann. She's in New York with John, and her mom has been watching the boys. But now, it's my turn.

  The one good thing about babysitting for Breann is the fact that there are a small number of hotties in this neck of the woods. I can go outside, sit on the porch (if you can call it a porch), and gawk to my heart's content. Fun.

  So, for right now, the boys are in bed, taking a nap. And thank the maker for that. If they didn't, I'd have to put up with "can we go outside?" and then, 5 minutes later, they'll want to come inside, then 5 minutes after that, back outside; it's a neverending cycle. I'll probably get bored and update again here through the course of the day, so stay tuned...


August 11, 2003
Ugh. Just Ugh.

  Rain. Floods. And me, caught in the middle as the fire company worked to pump water out of the basements of the members of our community. Fun fun. But hey, it's why I signed up for the job: doing my part for society.

  No dice for the show on Saturday. Justin is adamant. I don't know why, though. He's never going to steal business away from the Road Trip Lounge at the Days Inn. And besides, DJs suck ass. They never play any Rock. Just a whole bunch of Rap by guys who don't deserve record deals. Stupid crap, too. If you're gonna play Rap, play me some Run DMC!

  Hey. If you visit, please sign the Guestbook! It lets me know who's all been here (since I can't afford real site tracking services), and is also an oppertunity for you all to tell me what you think! Do it! Do it, damnit, do it! Please? Heh...


August 08, 2003
Time To Push! (IMPORTANT!)

  So Justin cancled all bands at the Avenue for the rest of the year. Fine, we can live with that.

  What we can't live with is the fact that we were supposed to be told a week ago. I got no such message. Now I find out last night, after spending a week at the fair handing out fliers to over 500 people, walking several dozen miles (without really going anywhere) in the process, and even schmoozed a local radio DJ into showing up. Add in the help I got handing fliers out (thanks you guys), and that's quite a few man hours and miles hitting the pavement to promote a show.

  And I can't let that go for not. We've been planning and promoting this show for well over a month now. We upgraded our equiplent. Word of mouth advertising. The fliers at the fair. Alot of effort has been put into this show (and all future shows with regards to equipment) . We've recruited every friend we possibly can to come support us and spend money at Electric Avenue. We've gone out and gotten to people we don't even know to be aware of the show.

  Bad Idea is being kind enough to do two things. Open for us, and bring their crowd, wich in itself is a rather strong contingent, mostly from this local area. They're getting their fans to come to the Avenue and support both bands, not to mention spend money. To us, that's a huge favor.

  Joe and Chris from Grinder (formerly Shiver Me Timbers) have the weekend off, and have made plans to bring some of their friends to the show as well. Grinder has a good crowd following them, too.

  In short, not letting our show go on wouldn't be good financial sense for Justin.

  So here's what we're asking you to do. Call Electric Avenue at (814) 378-6061 starting today, August 8th, up until Saturday, August 16th, 2003 (the night of the show) and tell them you want Bad Idea and Tempered Edge to play! If you plan on going, tell them so. It's time for the local music consumer's voice to be heard!

  All week long, I'll be out letting the local area know of our predicament. Tonight, I'm going to the Avenue to try and convince Justin to let us play. If I fail tonight, then my efforts out in the field will only intensify.

  Just like Freddy Mercury said...

  The Show Must Go On


August 07, 2003
God Damnit!

  Electric Avenue has cancled all bands for the rest of 2003 in favor of a DJ on Saturday Nights. Which means our show is cancled. That sucks ass...


August 04, 2003
A Black Flag Flies...

  Rancho Relaxo, and especially me, is sad to announce the passing of Jason Jamerson, known to his friends as "Cordish." Jason was a good man, and was taken from us way to early. My heart is with his family and friends tonight.

  Vaya con dios, hermano...


August 02, 2003
Fair Week Recap

  The 2003 Clearfield County Fair is in the books (well, later today it will be), and boy, am I beat. A week of fliers, parades, carnies and ex-girlfriends, not to soon be forgotten.

  Monday, I went to the parade (as detailed in the previous entry) and handed out over 300 fliers along the parade route. Hopefully, even a fraction of those will show up at the Avenue on the 16th.

  Tuesday saw me hitting the fair just because I was bored. Strange thing about that day was hanging out with Erina. Oh well, all was well, and we had a good time. I took Wednesday off so I could relax, and went swimming. Good stuff.

  Thursday I again hit the fair, again with Erina. She even came to the old homestead and picked me up! We hung out most of the night at the fairgrounds, then I returned to Breann's to get some sleep and prepare to launch my Friday.

  Friday, I went home, snagged the pickup truck, and printed out 200 more fliers. Headed to the fair and walked around by myself most of the night, picking up with people at random as I saw them. Travo, Travis and Gary of Bad Idea were on hand and helped pass out fliers as well. The rest of the night was devoted to my age old pasttime, chick spotting. Talked with some people I haven't seen in years, and then, around 3am, I headed home. Long night, let me tell you.

  Now I get to sit here for the next 24 hours, babysitting Breann's boys. Fun fun, let me tell you. But it's all good, keeps me away from home for a while. Hopefully some people will come visit me...


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